- "Jon Snow: You're Tyrion Lannister? The Queen's brother?
- Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment. And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?
- [Jon walks away]
- Tyrion Lannister: Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard, though.
- Jon Snow: Lord Eddard Stark is my father.
- Tyrion Lannister: And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you… the bastard. Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
- Jon Snow: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
- Tyrion Lannister: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes."
(Game of Thrones, 1x01: Winter is coming)
Tyrion Lannister. Lo que le falta de altura le sobra de cabeza... de inteligencia, quiero decir.